I Hear You Knocking on the Back Door

I am sure most of us have experienced the back door in one way or another.  I believe this is a black and white subject.  You either like it or you don’t.  There is no wiggle room, literally.  Ha.

I have tried it a few times.  There was Cameron and Jase.  Cameron was even my first shocker.  Ha.  I remember that moment in detail.  I was visiting him at college.  We were fooling around in the morning.  Next thing I knew, his finger was in my back door.  The thoughts running through my mind were, “What?! What the? What is that?!”  I know my face looked shocked.  Whoever coined the term shocker must have experienced it first.  Another time we were together, he wanted to try the back door.  I am the type of person to try it.  It was not horrible, but it was not good.  We did not use lubrication.  That was a huge fail.

I was dating Jase for a while.  He wanted to try the back door.  I was very apprehensive.  It was not because of how my first experience went with it.  It was because he was hung like a horse.  No, I am not exaggerating in the least bit.  I reluctantly tried it with him.  We did not go past the tip.  I think I may have screamed in horror.  It was thee worst pain.  Not to mention, it made me feel like I was going to shit myself.

Entourage had an episode on the back door with Eric and Sloan.  It truly is not for everyone.  No judgment for those who like to give and receive it.  It is not for me; however, I do try it if my boyfriend would like to do it.  It requires two bottles of wine and Imodium.  Otherwise, do not pass go.  Do not collect $200.  Keep it moving.

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