We have all had embarrassing moments in life.  It is inevitable.  As we get older, there are less things that embarrass us.  I have had a few moments where I wanted to become invisible.

One of those moments happened when I was with my ex boyfriend, Gary.  I had stayed over night at his apartment.  I was having a dream that I was peeing in the shower.  I woke up and I was actually peeing in the bed.  Panic mode was in full swing.  I immediately clamped up.  I made sure to be very still and quiet, so I did not wake up Gary.  I went to the bathroom.  I finished peeing on the toilet where you should be unlike the bed.  I got a baggy and put my underoos in it.  I grabbed a pair of my gym shorts to put on.  I crawled back into bed and made sure that I was directly on top of the wet spot.  I laid as stiff as a board.  His alarm went off.  I pretended to be asleep.  He rolled over to give me a kiss before he got out of bed.  I made sure not to move.  He got ready and left for work.  I heard the dead bolt lock on the door.  I jumped out of the bed.  I grabbed the sheets and threw them into the washer.  I got cleaner out to spot clean the wet spot on the mattress.  I took off my clothes and put them into a plastic bag.  I put the sheets in the dryer.  I knew they would not be ready in time since I had to leave to go to work.  I sent Gary a text.  I told him I washed the sheets up because we had sex a few times on them.  I said they would be clean and dry by the time he got home from work.  He started asking some questions.  I did not want him to know that I peed in his bed, so I told him I had a wet dream.  I said I was having a sex dream about him and it got me really wet.  I told him I was so embarrassed because a dream got me so aroused.  He was flattered.  I was so happy he bought that load of bullshit.  He never knew the truth.

After that, I made a concious effort to pee before going to bed every night.