A Trail of Sparkles

Men and women have all had that loss of reality moment.  That moment where all common sense and rational thought go out the window.  You leave your body for a minute then realize how ridiculous you sound and come back down to reality. We all have a little bit of crazy in us.

One day, I was over my boyfriend’s house.  We had a nice early evening of fun sex.  Drew was such a big, muscular guy.  He threw me around like a rag doll.  He was standing up holding me in the air while bouncing me off of him.  I loved every minute of it.  We finished up our little romp session.  He asked me if I could help him with redding up his room and putting away laundry.  I was clearing out his gym bag for him.  I found a few bobby pins in it.  I did not wear bobby pins.  Drew had a shaved head.  I started a whole round of 20 questions in my head.  He was coming back up the steps.  All level-headed thoughts went out the window.  I went off on him.  I said to him, “Who the hell have you been sleeping with?!”  He looked like a deer in head lights.  He wanted to know what I was even talking about.  I opened my hand and showed him all the bobby pins.  I told him I found them in his gym bag.  He was about to answer me when I stopped him.  In his bedroom light, I could see sparkles all over his face.  At this point, I was completely off the ground of reality.  I asked him who had he been with earlier that day that had sparkles on them.  He was looking at me like I was crazy.  Drew told he hadn’t been with anyone besides me since we started dating.  It hit me that I lost my mind.

I went to the bathroom to pee.  I saw sparkles.  I forgot I had put on Jessica Simpson’s dessert powder.  I put it on above my o-BEN-SEX-AND-THE-CITY-570Miss Lucy.  It had sparkles in the powder.  I was accusing Drew of sleeping with some whore with sparkles.  I was that sparkly whore.

It was funny how I went from a rational person to freak out Felicity in the flip of a switch.  I sounded absurd.  Bobby pins and sparkles sent me over the edge.  Really?  Why do most of us assume the worst?  Have we all been lied to and cheated on so much that we cannot believe someone can be faithful?  No one wants their little bit of crazy to show.  You do not want to let the crazy take over your common sense.

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