Sex is an important key player in the game. It is fun especially when you are young and dumb. The majority of people do not put sex up on a petal stool. There are some people who only have sex while in a relationship. I enjoyed my steady dial-a-dick buddies. I was never the “relationship driven broad.” I loved having sex. My type was typically the meatheads and occassionaly guys that were just really, really, ridiculously good looking. I didn’t care if they acted like douchebags. I didn’t care how they treated me as long as I was getting laid at the end of the night. I’ve learned that there is more to life than that. ::insert blue steel Derek Zoolander face::
I was out with Aurora and Max one night. They are such a fun couple to be around. They do not make you physically ill like some others. We were out at a bar indulging in some adult beverages when I noticed the bartender was pretty cute. Aurora noticed that the bartender was checking me out as well. We were getting ready to bar hop to the next destination. I was trying to wait for the right moment to make my move when Max told me to hurry it up and get his number already. There was not going to be a right moment. I called Mason over to us. I said, “So are you single or with someone? Do you want my number? Or I can get yours?” He looked flustered for a second and was stumbling for words. He was fumbling looking for his phone. Mason could not find his phone, so he wrote his number down on a napkin for me. He said he was planning on getting mine, but I beat him to the punch. We texted back and forth for a couple weeks.
Mason told me he had a little baby girl recently. The mother and him were not on good terms with each other. He also added how they bartend at the same bar, but they are now on different shifts. Not an ideal situation. I decided to give him a chance depsite his baggage. We went out for drinks. I was on my way to meet him when he asked if I could pick him up. I thought that was odd, but I wanted to hang out with him. I scooped him up on the way to the restaurant/bar. His resume got a bit messier. Mason told me he had two DUI’s and a breathalizer in his car. He can’t drive and go out for drinks. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Suprisingly, we hit it off. I felt very comfortable with him in those few hours that we were talking at the bar. At the end of the night, I took him home and shared an intense goodnight kiss. I remembered that it’s all in the kiss. My interest was truly peaked for Mason.
*Cliff Note Version of the Sexapade* After a couple of weeks, Mason was coming over my place to hang out. I was super nervous because I hadn’t had sober sex in a long time. LOL. It wasn’t horrible, but it wasn’t great. He couldn’t keep it going the whole time, so it felt like red light, green light sex. I got a cramp in my calf. It was comical. The following evening he popped by unexpectedly for a redo. It was way better! Thank God! Mason and I would hang out and hook up over the next two months then we went two months of nothing.
Fast forward five months from us first meeting, I randomly texted Mason that my friends and I were going back to my place for an after party. He actually said he would come over. He got there and was immediately in a brat mood. He was mad that I didn’t personally greet him at the door and get him a beer. Mason was irritated that there were a lot of people there. He was even more pissy with me when I wouldn’t go to bed with him due to my friends still at my house. It was to the point of him texting me while inside my house instead of socializing with everyone. Mason was wanting me to beg him to stay since he was threatening to leave. His actions were leaving little to be desired. He ended up leaving and sending a barage of text messages. I did not respond to any of them.
The old, younger verison of myself would have told him to stay, so I could get laid. Now, I do not have time for that nonsense or care to spread my legs for douchebag behavior. One would think with Mason being near forty years old that he’d know how to act like an adult. I won’t be contacting him again. I was not looking for anything serious from Mason, but I won’t tolerate someone in my bed that acts like a bratty child. My moral standards have come a long way unlike my taste in men. Those skills still need some work. Keep your head held high and your middle finger higher 😉