Who has peed in the shower before? If I am in the shower alone, I usually pee in there. It is something about that water hitting your body that makes you have to pee even if you just went to the bathroom. I would never pee in the shower if someone else was in there. That is just rude. Granted, pee is sterile and helps prevent foot fungus. You are welcome for that fun fact.
One time, Tony and I were having a conversation about sex. He told me there have been several women that have asked him to pee on them. I was pretty intrigued by this statement since there was more than one of these ladies with that request. I started firing off a bunch of questions. He told me he only obliged their request when they were in the shower. I wondered where does one want to be peed on. Tony does not give these broads the choice. He said he always went on their face. (If you can read that sentence without busting into laughter, you are a dull and boring person). I went on to ask him if they wanted to pee on him as well. He said some did want to pee on him, but he only let one of them actually do it. There was another broad who ended up peeing on his hand. Did she left a leg up and let it loose? How does that even work? Tony is not a small guy by any means. His nickname we gave him was Shamu. I would think a whale like him would feel at home getting pissed on. He was not okay with it at all. Tony wanted to share the experience though with his roommate. He did not wash his hands. He came out of the bathroom and high-fived Chester. Tony told him what was all over his hand. Chester was no longer enthused. He also told me a broad from the gym randomly asked him if he would like to pee on her. You cannot make this shit up. He must have the look of a good fire hose on him.
Personally, I am not into golden showers unless I got stung by a jellyfish. I could support that the shower is the place to pee on people though. The thought of getting pee on your bed and going on your mattress makes me cringe. The carpet would probably be just as bad. Nobody wants their house to smell like stale pee or to be known as stinky pee. There is nothing about peeing on someone or someone peeing on me that gets me turned on. However, if I was in a serious relationship and the guy wanted me to pee on him, I would kindly let it flow on him. I am a team player and will try almost anything at least one time. I said, “almost anything.”
Just don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.