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Knuckles Up

What is the average age kids start to indulge in masturbation?  A child starts to notice they have special parts between the ages of two and three.  They play with themselves because it gives them a happy feeling inside.  The kids do not know what they are actually doing though.  The question is when do they realize what that sensation is to them.

My parents used to have parties all the time in Greene County.  The adults would bring the kids over.  The adults would be in the garage and the kids would be inside or on the play set.  There was always a long line for the bathroom.  I was not very good at peeing outside when I was young.  I was six or seven years old at the time.  One of the other girls told me I could get rid of having to pee if I laid on my fist.  She told me to put my fist on my crotch and to lay there until I did not have to pee anymore.  I told her that it gave me a tingling sensation.  She said it worked then.  That was the start of being a cookie monster.

I would lay on my fist every time that I had to pee.  I started doing it when I did not have to pee.  The sensation it gave me was addicting.  I remember in first or second grade that I laid down behind one of the book shelves in the library.  My girlfriends and I would always get a shower together to save time.  I would lay down on my fist before getting in the shower.  I was putting my knuckles up on my Miss Lucy every chance I got.  My mom caught me in our house doing it behind the spare bed.  The cookie monster was out of control.  My mom sat me down and told me that the sensation was actually an orgasm.  I still did not completely understand what that meant or why it was so addicting.

I want to say this is what triggered my openness to sexuality.  I have been getting myself off ever since that first moment.  I am no longer laying down behind bookshelves in schools.  Ha.  I do not want to get arrested for that.  I have graduated to just my bed and shower.  I also take advantage of toys instead of my knuckles.  If I am feeling a little hung over, I indulge in ‘me time’ to get the happy feelings flowing to pick me up.  I love seeing how many times I can get myself off in one sitting.  The record is currently holding at four times.  My one girlfriend recently tied me.  I was so happy for her, but I want to try for five now.  There are few things greater than being open and free with yourself, so you can round those bases into home plate.  Batter, I mean, knuckles up ladies!

The Big O

The first porno I watched was ‘Exit to Eden.’  Nothing screams sexy like Dan Aykroyd and Rosie O’Donnell in leather outfits. Ha.  Pornos, magazines, and so on, show and talk about orgasms during sex.  When you are young watching a porno, you assume sex makes you orgasm every time.  It seems like it is just loud moaning.  You read an article about women having orgasms during sex.  Everyone must be  having orgasms all the time.

When I was younger having sex, I never had an orgasm.  I did not want to be the red-headed step child, so I faked it.  The guys always get their release from ecstasy.  I always faked it.  I thought there was something wrong with me.  I could get myself off, but I could not orgasm while having sex.  I enjoyed having sex.  It felt good.  I just never got to the finish line.

I have talked to some of my past beaus about this topic.  They did not know they never got me off.  I must have given a hell of a performance.  Do guys really not know if a broad has an orgasm?  Maybe they are in the dark just as much as the women.  My body shudders and shakes a little bit from it.  It truly feels like an earth quake.  You even have the after shocks like one.

I was always alone when I had ‘me time.’  I was self-conscious when a guy I was dating would actually try to make me orgasm.  I am notorious for squirming away when I am getting close to my O.  I never masterbated in a mirror, so I had no 989idea what I looked like when it happened to me.  What if I made an ugly face.  That would not be sexy during sex.  After Peter and I had sex one night, I pulled out my bullet to get my orgasm.  It was the first time I was ever going to masterbate with someone else in the same room let alone right next to me in bed.  He was upset that I did that after we had sex.  He got his release.  I wanted to get mine too.  I was happy I was able to break through that comfort wall and achieve the task with him in bed next to me.  It is hard to please everyone’s egos when it comes to the big O.

I love when people hear I do not usually orgasm from sex.  You would think the world stopped moving for a moment.  Most people think you need to have an orgasm to enjoy sex.  You can have amazing sex without having an orgasm.  At least, I have had great sex even though I did not get my earthquake.

I learned I am more of a clitorus orgasm.  I can make myself cum every time with my clit.  I am in my 30’s and can say only two men have ever got me to orgasm.  I tell men I am seeing that I do not usually orgasm from sex.  I feel that it is better to give a disclaimer to avoid that awkward moment during sex.  That moment when a guy says, “Are you close?”  I faked orgasms when I was a young broad.  I do not play pretend anymore.  Ain’t nobody got time for that.