Some people love to work out. Most people think that involves a gym, weights, treadmill, or running outside. There are a lot workouts that come to mind, but we sometimes forget about sex and me time being in that category. Those are the most fun type of workouts too! How could we forget about those?!
I was up late one night drinking. My best friend had left my house around 3:00 am. I was drunk and not ready to go to bed. I somehow end up messaging an ol friend from back home. Our conversation went from friendly catch up to“Oh Hellooo.” I forgot how much I enjoyed a good dick pic and video. Needless to say, Miss Lucy was not ready for bed either. I went to bed and spent two hours going to town on myself. I hit that “O” three times. I was so impressed until I saw that it was now 5:00 am. Lawd Child, Go to Bed!
I got up later that day and indulged myself a couple more times. I legit wore out three of my toys batteries. Thank god that I had them all charged and ready for the marathon.
Side bar–the rechargeable toys are where it is at! I used to go through double A batteries like no ones business. They save you money.
My friends came over later that night and I noticed how sore I was in certain spots. My abs and upper thighs felt like I spent days in the gym. I’m oblivious as to why I was sore. I told my girl that I was sore and she asked what I did recently. ::light bulb:: I played with myself for so long that I gave my core a hard workout!
The lesson of the day was that not all workouts have to be outside of your bedroom. You can hit that core while you are still laying in your bed sheets.
I may have started“me time“ early in life, but I never had a toy. I had a sex toy party in the fall of 2010. I purchased Platinum Pete. My boyfriend at the time, Barry, was not thrilled about my purchase. He felt threatened by it. I was told to not open the box and leave it under my bed.
I broke up with Barry in late spring 2011. Two days later, I opened that box under my bed. I was definitely missing out on extracurricular activities. Three days later, I had an old flame come over the house to cheer me up. Colt and I had been an on and off again relationship. Colt was more than happy to use Platinum Pete on me as foreplay. He was always up for anything, anywhere, anytime. I loved that about him.
I started using Platinum Pete in May. My girl friends always knew why I was running late if I said, “I ended up taking a longer shower then expected.” Waterproof toys make a huge difference. The only place you can get privacy with a locked door is the bathroom when you have a loft. It was the week of my birthday in December. I was having “me time“ in the shower. The worst possible thing happened before I could finish. Platinum Pete died. He made the saddest noise. I clearly wore him the fuck out. Ha.
Every woman should own a B.O.B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend)